End of days

Or at least here are some of the past predictions for such. Man when is some body going to get it right? I'm getting a little tired of these "predictions".

From:

Failed predictions

• 992
  • End of the world according to Bernard of Thüringen
• 1524
  • February 20 - Worldwide deluge according to German astrologer Johann Stoffler (later moved to 1588)
• 1533
  • The Millennium would occur according to Anabaptists
  • > Obviously not a mathematician...
    
  • Return of Christ in Strasbourg according to Melchior Hoffman
• 1759
  • God's anger against the wicked would be demonstrated in 1759 according to Christopher Love
• 1761
  • April 5: destruction of London according to a soldier named Bell
• 1844
  • October 22: Believed to be the return of Jesus Christ by the Millerites
• 1882 & 1911
  • End of the world according to Scottish astrologer Charles Piazzi Smyth based on the calculations of the great pyramid of Giza
• 1914
  • End of the world according to Charles Taze Russell
• 1919
  • Conjunction of 6 planets would make the sun explode, according to meteorologist Albert Porta
• 1925
  • End of the World according to Jehovah's Witnesses
  • > If this is so, Why are they still around!?
    
• 1928
  • May 29 - End of the world according to The Great Pyramid: Its Divine Message by David Davidson and Herbert Aldersmith.
• 1936
  • September 6 - End of the world according to George F. Riffel (he later claimed that it had actually predicted the abdication of Edward VIII)
  • > I can see how that could be seen as the same....
    
• 1953
  • August 29 - End of the world according to the 1940 edition of The Great Pyramid: Its Divine Message
• 1952
  • "It's all going to be over" evangelist Billy Graham
• 1967
  • December 25 - Nuclear holocaust, according to Anders Jensen of Orthon Disciples
• 1975
  • End of the World according to Jehovah's Witnesses
  • > Well if at first you don't succeed...
    
• 1982
  • End of the world according to Pat Robertson.
  • Jupiter effect, astronomical alignment of planets on the one side of the sun would cause lethal solar flares - according to UK authors John Gribbin and Stephen Plageman
• 1988
  • Rapture according to The Late, Great Planet Earth by Hal Lindsey
• 1991
  • End of the world (attributed to Mother Shipton)
• 1992
  • October 28: Return of Christ / Rapture (Lee Jan Rim)
• 1993
  • November 14 or November 24 - End of the world according to Ukrainian White Brotherhood
• 1998
  • May 31: Rapture according to evangelist Marilyn Agee
• 2000
  • End of the world according to Jeanne de Roger
  • Eradication of computerised society due to the Millenium Bug
  • May 5 - Alignments of the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn with Earth and the Moon cause worldwide disaster, according to Richard Noone
• 2003
  • May 15: end of the world according to Pana Wave Laboratory (later changed to May 22)
• 2006
  • June 6: Date predicted by some for being Number of the Beast day (6/06/06)

If anyone knows any more pass them on!